oh my god tall dorky boys are the bane of my existence i swear to god you are one lucky sod (◡‿◡✿)

Anonymous
oh my god i know, they’re my favorite uwu
but most likely nothing is gonna happen he probably just wanted it for homework or something idk
WOULD IT BE TERRIBLY INAPPROPRIATE TO ASK WHAT HE'S LIKE

Anonymous
okay he’s really tall and he has brown hair and he’s so dorky but really hot (and kind of popular like what???) and he plays football (also what???) and he’s tan and he has a douchebag sense of humor like me and he’s really funny and agH BOYS
THIS IS A FORMAL CONGRATULATIONS FOR MAKING SUCCESSFUL CONTACT WITH A MALE SPECIMEN (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ (i'm just really happy for you ok)

Anonymous
THANK YOU I LOVE YOU I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR ME TOO
i diDNT KNOW YOU REMADE YOUR BLOG I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW SO UPSET /smashes the follow button repeatedly

Anonymous
I DID OMG but yeah it’s lost some of the appeal because no one i used to talk to follows me anymore so the social aspect isn’t very fun now
name: olivia; nickname: liv/livinem; age: 15; gender: supa hot female; orientation: attracted to a lot of people so i guess straight with frequent gay tendencies (bi); nationality: white but not obnoxious. prolly more ghetto than white girl; relationship status: single but has a b.i.w.b (boy i wanna bone); likes: booty, me, evan peters, ahs, bee movie fanfiction, cactus candy; dislikes: meat, annoying people, white girls, the p word; fact: once read me judas/jesus fanfic while inhaling helium
9.9/10 that cactus candy was nasty
Olivia, Liv, 15, Female, You just wanna kiss someone i guess do you even have an orientation, American, single i guess idk, evan peters/bobos/emilia clarkes boobs/BEE MOVIE, that one word im not allowed to say but it starts with a p/milk, butter video is your fact
I think my official sexual orientation is “not picky” that’s the one I’m gonna put on record.
10/10 go dre
First name: Olivia, Nickname: Liv, Age: 15 Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: Gayer than u think Nationality: 'murican Relationship status: Single Likes: Evan Peters, Bee movie, beestialty, spn, ahs, tater tot, booty booty booty everywhere Dislikes: annoying people? Random fact: evan peters makes you go alkjhdsgfwjiubfydsibvchujsauhescrsvbn87iguyfrth69
u did good under the circumstances wow 10/10
olivia, liv, 15, female as fuck, straight i think or otherwise attracted to other people, american, single unless u wanna marry me, evan peters and twenty one pilots and ahs, the p word, u have a perf face ~*the more you know*~
Name: Olivia; Nickname: Liv (booty queen); Age: 15; Gender: female gay; Orientation: 10000% homo; Nationality: homosexual; Relationship: girlfriend of me; Likes: homos, evan peters. possibly a homo evan peters; Dislikes: meat, idiots, people; random fact: is, in fact, a rare breed of gay. she's far more flamboyant and fabulous than the average gay. now u know
olivia, liv, 15, FEMALE, i literally have no clue what u identify as u just bat for both teams i know that, AMERICAN, SINGLE AND DTF, u like annie, u dont like a certain word that is synonymous with lingerie, random fact: u ate cactus candy once it looked super gross